Thursday, October 16, 2014

Week 7 Predictions

Jets @ Patriots. Pick: Patriots -10.
I think the Jets are just bad. Brady seems to be back, so I'll ride him.

Seahawks @ Rams. Pick: Seahawks -7.5.
Seahawks gotta bounce back. They're WAY better than they looked last week. At least this happened, but Darrell Bevell is still a weak point on the Seahawks' offense (AND HAS BEEN THE ENTIRE TIME HE'S BEEN WITH THE TEAM). Him and the offensive line. Good thing the Rams are bad enough to make this a good bet.

Falcons @ Ravens. Pick: Falcons +7.
I have no clue what to predict in this game.

Titans @ Redskins. Pick: Titans +5.5.
I'm close to giving up on the Redskins.

Browns @ Jaguars. Pick: Browns -6.
I'll never give up on Bortles!! The rest of the Jags are a different story.

Bengals @ Colts. Pick: Bengals +3.5.
Ehh.

Vikings @ Bills. Pick: Vikings +6.
This might be a risky pick. But I like Bridgewater to bounce back after a terrible game against Detroit.

Dolphins @ Bears. Pick: Bears -3.5.
THE BEARS ARE BACK. They gotta win the NFCN. They just gotta.

Saints @ Lions. Pick: Lions -3.
Trying hard not to make a joke about this guy.

Panthers @ Packers. Pick: Panthers +7.
Rodgers looked marginally more human last week. At this rate of decline, he'll be mediocre on Sunday and positively terrible by next week. Within the next month, he'll find himself on the bad list in this article. By the end of next year, he'll be throwing 20 interceptions a game and doing this really frequently. I'm so excited I'm shaking.

Chiefs @ Chargers. Pick: Chargers -4.
San Diego might be the best team in the league. Kansas City might not be in the top 16. How is San Diego only favored by four??? Is their fluke game against NE that significant?? (Spoiler: No.)

Cardinals @ Raiders. Pick: Cards -4.
To their credit, Oakland has kept it close against the good competition they've played. But they've also lost by a lot to some mediocre teams.

Giants @ Cowboys. Pick: Cowboys -6.5.
I came close to picking the Giants here. I don't think they're as bad as they looked last week, I don't think Dallas is as good as they've looked this year, and I think this game has the potential to be close. But Dallas has HFA and they're the better team.

49ers @ Broncos. Pick: Broncos -6.5.
This one was incredibly close. It's VERY possible the Niners keep this within a score. It's possible that they win. But the Broncos are the much better team, and even though Any Given Sunday always holds true, I have to pick the most likely outcome.

Texans @ Steelers. Pick: Texans +3.5
...I'm gonna regret this, aren't I.

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