still fire pete

 lmao look at this defense. what a schmuck

in other news, the lakers won!! that's #17 baby! and also rafa won! that's #20 baby!! so we've got 38 titles between the three of us and the seahawks have 1 of those.

pete's loyalty has always been his weakness and the downfall of our teams. he just lets his guys stay until they get hired out from under him, no matter how godawful they are. terrible defense, only okay offense, no scoring in the first half. disgusting.

nadal was really good though. god of clay etc. i think hes the goat because fed got a bunch of easy titles early in his career and joke got to win some while fed and rafa were old and injured and infirm. rafa is the only one whose whole career has been going up against one or two of the goats all the time. people shit on him because he's so dominant on clay specifically but they can suck my dick specifically.

pete is just surrounded by sycophantic yes men who tell him hes great and the most brilliant coach and so we've seen so many years of seahawks mediocrity (medihawkcrity) and yes i know we're 4-0 still for the moment but he really has done nothing to improve the team since TWENTY MOTHERFUCKING TWELVE like HOW can you have a coach do NOTHING to make his team better for EIGHT YEARS and be like wow haha what a coach? i guess he fired bevell and that clearly worked out. also the ol coach whose name i have already purged from my oh no wait it's cable. anyway fuck pete fire that mark ass bitch peace

oh wait hold up russell wilson is doing a thing. god i love that man. the sole bright spot in some dark times. and yes our 4-0 start is a dark time for me. okay my two other favorite "teams"/athletes just won their respective championships the seahawks are sluffin

god im not gonna be able to publish this until the game's over. wilson is fucking up so bad rn lol he cant do anything. 4th and 10 fucking god dammit what the FUCK man what the actual FUCKING SHIT HOLY FUCK

bummer. okay. 4th and 10 baby. let's go.

HOLY SHIT THAT'S A COMPLETION BABY DK METCALF IS MY DAD HOLY FUCKIN FUCK WHAT THE FUCK LET'S FUCKING GO BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY THAT WAS A FOURTH AND MOTHERFUCKING TEN LET'S FUCKING GO HOLY SHIT WHAT A GOD

WILSON INCOMPLETE god what a loser. jfc what a punk

69 seconds lol

SIXTY SECONDS SLIM SHADY YOURE ONNNNNN

oh my god. no fuckin pressure holy shit. two huge blowouts and now this. jfc. fuck.

COMPLETION! FIRST AND GOAL AT THE SEX YARD LINE HOLY FUCK

holy shit

incomplYEET

let's fucking go baby

WHAT??!? WHAT THE FUCK?? THAT WAS A FUCKING TOUCHDOWN FUCK YOU MAN SUCK MY BALLS WHAT THE FUCK??!? THAT'S A MOTHERFUCKING TOUCHDOWN WHAT THE SHIT!?!??!

holy fuck jesus fucking christ

what the fuck was that from russ on third down? horrible horrible throw what the shit fourth and goal jesus christ what the fuck are we gonna fucking lose this after all that are you kidding me? i was gonna end this article saying "dont fire pete" if we won but now im thinking were not gonna win because holy shit this is horrible let's fucking go baby

who do you trust? i trust russ. let's go.

PUNT IT

OH MY GOD

HOLY SHIT HE DID IT

WHAT

WHAT

WHAT

OH MY GOD

RUSSELL FUCKING WILSON

OH MY FUCKING GOD

UNBELIEVABLE

MY OH MY

WOW

wow. fifteen seconds. wow.

unreal.

im still scared. ten seconds. our defense is that bad.

mmnnnnhhhnnh

is that a fumble???

oh huh okay... okay...

.......

TUCK RULE TUCK RULE

....

what are the seahawks doing lol

they're still reviewing it dipshits

uh um okay YEAH BOYYY LET'S GOOOO SEAHAWKS WINNNNNN!!!!!

WRITING IN RUSSELL WILSON HOLY SHIT

STILL HYPE!! TWO FUCKING FOURTH DOWNS WHAT AN INSANE DRIVE. UNBELIEVABLE.

unbelievable.

...uh.

still fire pete.