Saturday, August 6, 2022

How Should We Understand Basketball?

Basketball is a hard sport to make sense of. It lacks the statistical rigor of baseball, but some of its fans attempt to understand it through the lens of statistics that seem like sabermetrics nonetheless. These fans are trying to bootstrap a Bill Jamesian statistical revolution in basketball despite lacking the deep understanding of the game that enabled James and co. to determine which metrics actually reflected what was happening on the field. So-called "advanced statistics" in basketball -- spoiler alert -- often do not.

Other fans view basketball through the "eye test," in which their opinion is formed through what they are able to see and pick up from watching actual games. This is, of course, the default approach to any sport, and the way nearly everyone watched nearly every sport right up until Billy Beane and Michael Lewis changed sports forever with the Moneyball A's and the accompanying book (and yes, the book itself was a huge part of the sabermetric revolution).

Of course, now that we are in an era in which sabermetrics have somehow become relatively mainstream (if still poorly understood -- a shock, for an increasingly complex statistical model of a sport fewer and fewer people watch), most serious fans of any sport tend to understand that the eye test, if still a reasonable way to enjoy the sport, is not always the best way to understand it.

The majority of fans -- of any sport, I suspect, but especially of basketball -- tend to draw their opinions from the opinions of those around them. More broadly, we probably all do this with our opinions of everything; in terms of Bayesian inference, we form priors based on our past experiences, which we update based on how well they predict our observations of the world around us. If everyone we know says Some Fact about basketball, we tend to assume that that fact has a reasonably high probability of being true until and unless we see contradicting evidence. And for basketball fans, contradicting evidence is complicated to define and very hard to recognize when you see it.

In this article, I will discuss each of these methods of attempting to understand basketball and explain why none of them, as far as I can tell, is a good way to understand basketball... and why that makes it so painful to engage in the sphere of basketball discourse.


Part I: Basketball "Sabermetrics"... Or Why John Hollinger Is Not Bill James

What Is Sabermetrics?

Bill James is a statistician who, in the 1970s, started explaining to anyone who would listen that the way we understood, thought about, and talked about baseball was entirely wrong.

For decades, no one really listened. There was a small circle of baseball/statistics nerds who paid attention, and gradually that grew into a somewhat larger, but still profoundly marginalized, society of nerds. But there still remained a distinct separation between these people, who thought they understood baseball better than anyone else (and did!), and the actual people responsible for playing baseball, coaching baseball, evaluating baseball players, and signing, drafting, trading, cutting, promoting, demoting, and paying baseball players. The Jamesians had no influence whatsoever on the sport they felt they might be able to revolutionize.

That changed with the advent of the Moneyball Oakland A's, and their success under GM Billy Beane. Beane and the rest of the Athletics' front office used a sabermetrically-informed approach to identify players who were systematically undervalued by every other front office in baseball, and as a result were able to perform astonishingly well despite having one of the lowest payrolls in baseball, a sport where payroll has historically strongly correlated with wins (and still does).

Despite strong resistance to this innovation by virtually every front office in baseball (for more information on this you really should read the book, or at least watch the movie), eventually sabermetrics became a necessary component of winning at baseball (especially after the "Moneyball" Red Sox, who combined sabermetric analysis with the second-highest payroll in baseball and won four titles in fifteen years), and now every team in the league has a sabermetric analytics department.

I could wax eloquent on precisely what it was that Bill James noticed about baseball that so dramatically changed the game, but Michael Lewis already did and I'm not following that act. Instead, simply realize just how ripe every other sport now was for a statistical revolution...


Who Is John Hollinger?

John Hollinger is a sportswriter and "analyst" who maneuvered his way into an honest-to-goodness high-up front office gig at an actual NBA team by inventing a fake statistical metric that didn't do anything and convincing an entire generation of basketball fans that it was the single best way to compare performance that had ever been invented.

His "metric" is called PER, or Player Efficiency Rating, and its formula looks like this:


If you're thinking that that looks like an obvious attempt to obfuscate what's really going into this formula, you'd be correct. If you're thinking that it looks like a very legitimate-seeming metric and that it probably measures something meaningful, you should keep reading.

Here is a simple fact about statistics. You can add up, multiply, divide, and subtract all kinds of numbers, and formulate arbitrarily complex arithmetic expressions that technically measure something. Some of these metrics might measure something profound and meaningful, for instance baseball's wRC+, possibly the best offensive metric in the game, and one which, while not simplistic, is far simpler to define than Hollinger's Monster. Others of these metrics might have no real meaning at all, or might be far inferior.

How exactly are we supposed to determine which metrics are good, and which are bad? It's simple: We determine what we want to measure -- usually, how predictive a metric is of future performance -- and then we test how well that metric predicts the future.

In Ben Morris's stunning and legendary-among-sports-stats-nerds article The Case for Dennis Rodman, he devotes an entire section to explaining why PER is a terrible stat that effectively measures nothing and does so badly. In his conclusion, Morris writes:

If you're not interested in digging into the evidence for why PER is a terrible stat, just take my word for it. It's a bad metric invented whole-cloth by someone who doesn't understand what makes basketball players good and is substituting artificial rigor for good statistical analysis... and with the exception of Morris and people like him, it went (and goes) largely unquestioned by the majority of basketball fans. For a full decade you'd see NBA fan types with sabermetric pretentions throw around PER like it was the be-all, end-all of the basketball debate. (It's recently fallen somewhat out of vogue, as far as I can tell, although its replacements -- as I will explain shortly -- are hardly better.)

This is an inauspicious start to our journey into basketball "advanced statistics." It gets slightly better from here -- but only slightly.


The Three Point Revolution

There has, in fact, been a revolution in basketball akin to the rise of sabermetrics in baseball. I'm talking, of course, about the rise of the 3-point shot.

Here is a chart (that I handmade for you in Excel because I love you) of 3-point shots attempted per game, season by season from the shot's introduction in the NBA in 1979 to the present day:


(If you're wondering what the odd spike from 1994-97 is, it's when they temporarily shortened the line from 23'9 at the top of the arc to 22' all the way around.)

What you're seeing is a gradual revolution, a change in the tides of professional basketball that grew out of a single profound revelation: that 3-point shots are worth more than 2-point shots.

Here's the math on that: The general baseline for a very good two-point attempt is one that goes in 50% of the time. This varies by where the shot is taken -- for a midrange shot, 50% would be insanely high; for an open dunk, 50% would be atrocious. But in general 50% is the number to shoot for -- and indeed, teams tend to shoot at just around that number from inside the arc, depending on the season. (2pt% has gone up over time for reasons that I'll get to shortly.)

A 50% shot from 2-point range has an expected value of .5*2 = 1 point per shot attempt. Easy math. Here's the thing: in order to get the same expected value from a 3-point attempt, you only need to make the shot 33% of the time! (.33*3 = 1, of course.) When the 3-point line was initially introduced, you had very small numbers of attempts and fairly low percentages -- league-wide 3pt% didn't cross the 33% barrier until 1989-90, and it fell just below 33% for the last time the following season. Yet as you see above, the 3-point revolution had barely even begun in 1990, and it really exploded in the 2010s and 2020s, over which span 3pt attempts per game doubled.

This revolution has utterly changed the game. The focus of the league has become efficient scoring focusing on opening up 3-point shooters and making easy layups or dunks in the paint. This is why 2pt% has gone up, by the way; they haven't gotten better at 2's, their shot selection has gotten pickier. No one (well, almost no one) takes contested midrange jumpers anymore, because the data say that the best shots are 3-pointers and layups.

Last season, the NBA at large made 35.4% of its 3-point attempts and 53.3% of its 2-pointers. That yields an expected value of 1.066 points per attempt for a two and 1.062 for a three -- that looks a lot like equilibrium.


(A chart, just for fun, of this equilibrium -- notice how 3-point points per attempt starts low, with the low percentages of the early '80s, but then passes 2pt points per attempt in 1991-92, and only now has 2pt% caught up.)

The NBA, as a whole, is finally taking enough three-pointers.

But individual players are not.

Here's a fun hypothetical: Say you are a basketball player whose contract offers a bonus for finishing the season with a 3-point% of 40% or better (commonly viewed as an elite 3pt%). Say that, in the final game of the year, you receive the ball at the top of the arc for a mildly contested three-point chance. You are currently sitting at 40.01% exactly, and if you miss this shot, you're out $500,000. You figure you have a slightly below-average chance of making the shot, say a 38% chance. To your right is a teammate, a substantially worse shooter with a worse look who could make his shot about 30% of the time. You can take this shot, and risk your percentage dropping, or you can pass the ball, reducing your team's expected value from this possession in order to maximize the financial benefit to yourself. What do you do?

This is obviously a contrived scenario, but the rise of efficiency as the Statistical King of basketball has a genuine impact on how players make decisions. There were 25 players in basketball last season with a 3pt% of 40% or higher, led by Luke Kennard, with 6.0 3PA per game and a 44.9% make rate. Surely Luke Kennard could have taken another couple 3-pointers every game without too big a hit to his percentages. Remember, the league-average points per attempt is around 1.06, so any three he jacks up with a greater than 35.4% chance of going in is good for his team. (Kind of. The more accurate way to phrase it is: any shot he takes that has a higher expected value than the shot his team would settle for if he DIDN'T take it is good for his team... but that's well beyond what publicly-available analytics can do; maybe some NBA front office has those numbers but I sure don't.)

But it's not necessarily good for Luke (whom I'm not trying to pick on). And basketball players, now more than ever, prioritize their own self-interest above their teams'. Especially now that everyone on social media thinks they understand Advanced Basketball Sabermetric Analytics because they use True Shooting Percentage (a metric which favors exactly two kinds of players -- high FT% guards and big men who take all their shots within 3 feet of the basket -- to the exclusion of all others) instead of field goal and three point percentage. If you're an NBA player, you're not just trying to take the best shot available, you're trying to take the shot that will work out the best for yourself. You're trying to take shots that let you raise volume stats without compromising efficiency.

This is obviously a much more nuanced topic than the PER example, and one that I may yet expand on in future posts. But please notice the pattern: no one (including me) has actually done the analysis to determine whether true shooting percentage is a good metric. People just accept that it's the best way to determine efficiency (it's not), and that efficiency is the most important thing a player can strive for (it isn't), and draw conclusions based on those assumptions. There is no real rigor in basketball analysis. Even I don't have it in me to do a multiple regression to figure out what TS% actually measures, largely because I can't figure out what dataset I should do it on. (When I figure this out I might write another post specifically focusing on why NBA fans and analysts are wrong about shooting.)

This is the point: the 3pt revolution in basketball has already taken place, and has presumably reached an equilibrium -- that is to say, barring a change in the overall skill level of the league, we shouldn't expect to see that many more threes taken per game from here on out. But this revolution took decades to arrive, despite the math being obvious for over 30 years, and fans still misunderstand the right way to evaluate the decisions made by shooters. The NBA as a whole has largely optimized for the highest-value shots (this is why the points-per-attempt chart has met in the middle), but basketball analytics still celebrate players who shoot 45% from three, rather than acknowledging that such a high 3pt% means they should almost certainly be shooting far more. An exorbitantly high 3-point percentage, more than anything, thus becomes a measure of selfishness, prioritizing one's own statistics and contract above what's good for one's team.

Within the context of this article, the takeaway here is that even when basketball arrives at a correct decision (from a strategic perspective, if not an entertainment one), it does so slowly, over decades, and without truly understanding the constituent elements involved. I'd honestly be surprised if most NBA teams even realize we've hit a point-per-attempt equilibrium -- I'd bet that next year we'll see more three point attempts than we saw this year, even though statistically we probably shouldn't. (Actually, we should, but those three point attempts should come from high-percentage three-point shooters, which would come with a global increase in 3pt points per attempt, which we haven't seen in about 20 years... but I digress.) And fans, more than anyone, fail to understand what is good for basketball players to do, why it's good, and how to tell the difference between a "good metric" and a "bad metric." In basketball, that distinction doesn't even exist.


Part II: The Eye Test

What Is the Eye Test?

The Eye Test means watching a sport with your eyes (your deeplydeeplydeeply flawed human eyes) and drawing conclusions about that sport by relating what you see with your deep understanding of the sport that you have from your years of playing, coaching, scouting, and managing it professionally--

Oh, you don't have years of playing, coaching, scouting and managing the sport? Well, me neither. Hopefully that won't be a problem.


What Is the Eye Test Good For?

There are a handful of people in this world who are so smart, so knowledgeable about their sport, and so uniquely gifted at not succumbing to cognitive biases, that they can actually use direct observation of athletes to determine how they will perform in the future.

For instance, there's a football scout named Scot McCloughan who successfully scouted a ridiculous list of talent for the franchises lucky enough to sign him. (I talk about this here, in the paragraph starting "Here's a quick list of players you might find interesting.") I'll extend this to Patriots coach Bill Belichick as well -- anyone who can maintain a level of team dominance over 20 years is doing something right, scouting-wise.

And there's Jerry West. As I wrote about here (and in far more detail here), West has contributed to 30 Finals appearances and 14 championships for the teams he's been affiliated with (it's now actually 31 appearances and 15 championships, since the Warriors core he helped assemble from 2011-17 just won another title this year), far and away the most impressive resume in the history of basketball. West, and to a lesser extent a few other major front office figures (Red Auerbach and Gregg Popovich, primarily), are probably also uniquely gifted at recognizing and recruiting elite talent.

You could likely extend this to the elite college football coaches, whose job is largely recruitment-based (Nick Saban, the greatest college football coach of all time, had an NFL coaching record of 15-17, or .469). Then again, it's at least as likely that all college football coaches are working from more or less the same information and Saban just happens to have made by far the best recruitment infrastructure. That's a different skill entirely.

Besides them, there are probably a couple other figures in sports who are genuinely elite at using the eye test to recognize talent. Those are just the only ones I've noticed in my 18 years of watching pro sports semi-obsessively (have you seen my blog??).


What Is the Eye Test NOT Good For?

Everything else.

A dirty little secret of professional sports management is that most people, even at the very highest level, are really bad at their job. You've probably seen pro sports front offices make decisions that, even to you, look terrible, and as often as not you're right. That isn't because you're better at sports management than them, it's because almost everyone is bad at sports management. When there are exceptions, they are blindingly obvious to everyone (well, the Popoviches and the Belichicks are obvious to everyone; not as many people notice McCloughan and West) and they tend to dominate their sport for decades at a time.

Let's return, briefly, to Moneyball. There's a famous (and wonderful) scene from the movie where a group of old-school scouts are discussing the parameters they traditionally use to evaluate baseball players. There are the classics -- run, throw, field, hit, and hit with power, the famous Five Tools -- and then there are the other things. His girlfriend's ugly, but he's got an Attitude, he's good-looking, he's ready to play the part...

The scene is an exaggeration (I assume), but hardly much of one. This is the result of a century and a half of big-league scouts using the same eye-test parameters to evaluate players. This is why Moneyball was such a huge deal in baseball, and why it was so controversial.

But using statistical analysis to supplement or inform the Eye Test is hardly new. Henry Chadwick established the Box Score only one year (possibly two) after the first organized baseball association sprang up, and later devised such measures as batting average and ERA. Even in the 1850s and '60s, Chadwick and others recognized that statistics offered an objective element to baseball analytics that had been absent before. Baseball front offices took 140 years to catch up.

In basketball, things are not quite so bad. There is a general understanding that there is value in at least basic statistics and those advanced statistics that exist (although we've seen why these range from nonsensical to insufficient). But basketball fans nevertheless tend to use the Eye Test far more than e.g. baseball fans.


How Do People Use the Eye Test?

Basketball fans act as though the eye test is a major factor in how we should understand players. I'm going to get more into this in the next section, concerning how we draw opinions from those around us, but for now let me give you an example.

Very often, you will see basketball fans say something like "the statistics don't tell the whole story." You have to have SEEN a player do such and such a thing, seen the ease with which he controlled the court and manipulated the defense, seen the raw power and athleticism and speed and so forth. You cannot, they say, possibly get the full measure by reading a list of statistics; you must have seen the player play or you can't understand just how good they actually were.

This is how the eye test ruins sports discourse. Now, there is truth in the idea that you can't get the full measure of things from statistics; that is certainly the case, and not even the most sabermetrically-informed front office would ever attempt to scout players without ever seeing them in person. (For a quick example of why not: some pitchers have a tendency to tip their pitches, which minor league batters might not notice but major league batters will notice, take advantage of, and use to annihilate the poor pitcher. This is something that a pro scout should notice by watching the player with their trained, professional eyes, but that wouldn't necessarily show up in the statistics until opposing teams caught wind of it.)

But there are problems looming in any claim that you simply can't understand why a player was so good without having seen them. The assumption here is that by actually watching them, you'll notice things that the player did that contributed to their team's success that don't show up in the statistics. There are two issues with this assumption. The first is that if they're doing something that makes their team win, it should show up in the statistics! There should be some statistic, somewhere, that illustrates the thing the player did that was so valuable to his team. Otherwise there's no way to tell that they did anything at all. But I will admit that, basketball statistics being as limited as they are, only a relatively narrow range of all potential player impact is covered by available metrics. (E.g., as far as I know there are simply no really good individual defensive metrics in basketball. None.)

The second, far worse issue is that by watching a player with your eyes, you are far more likely to be impressed by things that have nothing to do with winning than you are to pick up secret contributions that the statistics miss. Say you watch Michael Jordan juke a defender, bowl over another, and rise above the 7-foot center for a HUGE dunk. Wow! The athleticism! Amazing! And now suppose you watch the 6'1 point guard Derek Fisher dribble off a screen and get an easy layup. Okay, whatever. But both of those plays are worth two points. Both constitute identical contributions to the team's winning efforts. Jordan's dunk is no more valuable to his team's success than Fisher's layup, but there's no doubt it will have a far greater effect on your opinion of those players. The Eye Test actually makes you worse at evaluating players, because it leads you to overvalue things that don't actually matter at the expense of the things that do.


Part III: Common Knowledge

The Genesis of Bad Takes

Now we have come to the Dark Place. This is the underbelly of sports "analysis." This is where almost every bad basketball opinion is germinated, gestates, and comes to fruition. In the past two sections I have illustrated (exhaustively...) why statistics and the eye test are insufficient ways to understand basketball, although one is clearly a better try than the other. In this section, we will finally come to the heart of the beast. Because, my friends, no one actually draws conclusions about players from watching them or from reading statistics. All basketball fans draw their opinions of the game from the same source. The Dark Hivemind of Basketball Bad Takes.

This is the anatomy of a bad take:

1. A basketball fan hears a claim, from a friend, a fan, or a professional "analyst".

2. They hear that claim again and again and again from other people of the same level of credibility.

3. They come to believe the claim.

4. The claim is challenged.

5. Either they dismiss the challenge entirely, or...

6. They draw "evidence" from statistics, from the eye test, or from the ethereal void, which they use to argue against the challenge.

7. Thus reassured, they rest... and in their minds they reinforce the claim as true.

8. They continue to repeat the claim, thus becoming part of the miasmatic Bad Take vortex that infected them with the claim in the first place.

This is not me being elitist about sports understanding. This is simply how human cognition works. And the only way around it is to become aware of it and actively work to recognize and compensate for these biases.

Needless to say, sports fans rarely do so. And sports media and analysts all tend to operate within the same set of assumptions about basketball, which leads to certain claims never being meaningfully challenged. Consequently, basketball has developed an intense dogma, in which certain claims are taken for granted among virtually all fans, and are not just unchallenged, but are impossible to challenge.

Take for instance Michael Jordan. The consensus among NBA fans, players, analysts, and just about everyone else on the planet is that Jordan is the GOAT, the Greatest basketball player Of All Time. I am not here to dispute that (or at least, not today...); I make no claim either way about its truth value. My question is this: why do people consider Jordan to be the GOAT?

There are many arguments, every single one of them falling into step #6 of our list up there; that is, all the arguments for why Jordan is the GOAT come from people trying to justify their pre-existing belief through evidence. These claims -- his MVPs, his DPOY, his scoring titles, his rings, his perfect Finals record, his Finals MVPs, his competitiveness, his athleticism, his sociopathic and violent leadership style, etc. -- are mostly reasonable, but they aren't part of any coherent methodology for evaluating players. They're post hoc rationalizations people come up with to justify why they believe the thing they already believe.

So why do most people believe that Jordan is the GOAT? Well, one possible answer is that those arguments are simply right. That if you figure out what the contributing factors of a GOAT ought to be and combine them in a methodical fashion, that Jordan would come out on top of the list. But, spoiler alert, this isn't why. (I once wrote very tongue-in-cheek article attempting to reverse engineer a set of parameters that actually would produce the top 10 list that most NBA fans tend to adhere to; needless to say, the resultant metric is borderline incoherent.)

But there is a better explanation for why Jordan is the consensus GOAT, and it has very little to do with basketball.

Jordan was the flashy, athletic, charismatic, wildly popular, high-scoring face of a league experiencing the first real international boom of its existence. If Magic and Bird saved the NBA in the '80s, Jordan turned it into a commercial juggernaut. His brand basically invented modern sneaker culture and turned Nike from a niche corporation to the iconic sportswear company it is today. This is also why Jordan, despite making less money in his career than such luminaries as Jalen Rose and Mike Bibby, and finishing at just over a fifth of LeBron James's record career earnings, was the first billionaire NBA athlete.

So let's return one last time to that model of how bad takes come about. Where, exactly, does the claim that Jordan is the GOAT come from? Quite simply, it comes from the PR wet dream that was Jordan in the '90s, and the NBA's incessant pushing of Jordan as the face of the league and the sport worldwide.

But let's move beyond Jordan. What else -- and who else -- spawned the NBA's shockingly unassailable dogma?


Bill F*cking Simmons

In 2009, Bill Simmons wrote a book called The Book of Basketball. In it, he provides a stunningly thorough retrospective on the entire history of the league, from its inception to the arrival of LeBron James and co. in the latter half of the '00s. Please note that the word I used there was "retrospective" and not, say, "critical analysis."

Bill Simmons is a fan. He got famous as a sportswriter because he wrote from the perspective of a fan; namely, a hardcore Boston sports fan. Celtics, Patriots, Red Sox, and presumably Bruins. This bias is omnipresent in his writing; awhile back, as part of a series of articles I haven't actually finished, I analyzed Simmons's choices for an all-time "Wine Cellar Team" and explained some of the ways in which the baises I've identified in this article play into his thought processes.

But the level of basketball discourse is such that NBA fans do not apply a critical analysis to Simmons's admittedly impressive grasp of NBA history and dynamics before they internalize his opinions as fact. Rather, (imagine me tapping the model from the last part), they hear his opinions and uncritically accept them as Gospel Truth about the NBA. Or, more likely, considering we're a decade or so on from Simmons's heyday, they probably hear other NBA fans restating Simmons's opinions and internalize those.

Make no mistake, Simmons's grubby little fingerprints are omnipresent throughout about half of all NBA bad takes. Among the ideas that Simmons's biased fan-brain have concocted and spread like a virus through basketball discourse are:

1. A virtually uncontested top-ten all-time list of players. The big difference is that Simmons, despite his bias, includes Kobe at #8 (later #9) in his top-ten list, while most modern NBA fans, apparently far more addled by bias than Simmons himself, drop Kobe from the list.

2. A myth that Wilt Chamberlain was a selfish basketball player who cost his team championships, in contrast to Bill Russell, who won championships through unselfishness. This, of course, fails to recognize that Russell played with, no exaggeration, TWELVE Hall-of-Fame teammates.

3. Some weird unfounded grudge against Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, which is probably part of the reason that no one makes much of an argument that he was better than Jordan even though he's one of the few players with an obvious case.

4. A general bias for Celtics players and against Lakers players that likely contributes to the utter loathing of Lakers players and fans in NBA spaces.

And likely many more. But I don't want this to turn into an evisceration of Simmons personally. I think he's wrong about a few things, but he's right about a bunch of others, and he's one of the more thoughtful and knowledgeable analysts in basketball.

So let's talk about...


OTHER Analysts in Basketball

So football analysis is pretty mediocre, largely because football is an immensely complex game that is far more difficult to parse into discrete roles and responsibilities than other sports. The only people who understand football on a deep level are high-level players and coaches. Occasionally you'll see guys like that in commentary roles, and it's amazing (go watch some of Bill Belichick's more thoughtful press conferences to see what actual football understanding looks like). And there are a few places that attempt to do (generally pretty good) higher-level analyses of football performance, such as Pro Football Focus and FootballOutsiders.

Baseball analysis is on another level. The rise and popularization of sabermetrics have led baseball to become the best-understood sport around, and analysis is commensurately high-quality. You can get great analysis in all kinds of places: statistical analyses, strategic breakdowns, genuinely good retrospectives. It's not universal, but it's far better than the other sports we're discussing here.

Basketball analysis... Well. There exist sources that attempt to break it down play-by-play, and some of them are even kind of good. (Many more are not, and most people, of course, lack the understanding to distinguish between them.) There are a few people out there trying to come up with far more rigorous statistical analyses of basketball, and I've seen a couple pretty charts that try to break down e.g. player shooting ability from various points on the field, with defenders in various locations... Perhaps these analyses will one day answer the question I raised way back in the 3pt% part of this article, about the expected value of an attempted shot versus a pass.

Indeed, there does seem to be some awareness, on the margins of basketball analytics, of the right questions to ask. This article, for instance, attempts a preliminary shot-selection metric with a few major flaws (e.g. lack of incorporation of defense relative to player position, a major factor in shot outcome). And this article posits a simplified mathematical model of shot selection. If these kinds of people aren't finding the answers, they are at least beginning to ask the right questions.

Mainstream basketball analysis, however, is a nightmare. I virtually don't watch basketball anymore, in part because I find the modern state of the sport generally unpleasant to watch, but also because NBA analysts are among the worst in any sport. This incompetence seeps down into the mainstream and colors basketball discourse in a way that simply doesn't happen in other sports.

There's a question I'm wondering about but can't think of a convincing answer: Why, exactly, is basketball so dogmatic? I've blamed a lot of people and things for this, but in truth every sport has its bad analysts, its mediocre stats, and its old-school eye-test adherents. But it's at an extreme in basketball, and I've never understood why. I tend to assume it's something to do with the way basketball discourse is structured and performed, but I honestly don't have a clear answer.

There is one more thing I want to cover, and then, perhaps, we can be done.


Conclusion: On Having Been There

I didn't watch Michael Jordan play. Or Magic Johnson, Wilt Chamberlain, Bill Russell, Larry Bird, or even Shaquille O'Neal in his prime. I've seen games here and there (more from Magic and Bird, fewer from Russell and Wilt), but I didn't start seriously watching basketball until 2008, which gives me 15 years of intermittent experience with the sport, but also means I've missed the first 80% of the NBA's history.

Here is a reason why people listen to Bill Simmons. All else aside, he's been watching basketball since the '70s and has a deep well of knowledge about the sport. He saw the Havlicek Celtics of the '70s and the Magic-Bird duals in the '80s. He watched the NBA grow from a niche league on the verge of collapse to the third-biggest sport in the United States and a worldwide draw. Simmons has a well of basketball knowledge and experience that few can rival, and he is uniquely good at expressing those memories, ideas, and vibes in a way that's genuinely fun and entertaining to read. (Do not let my incessant criticism fool you; I've read a huge amount of Simmons's writing and as a fan-oriented sportswriter I think he's pretty much unrivaled... Or at least he was, back when he actually did sportswriting.)

Of course from an analytic perspective this only has value if you think the Eye Test is a particularly important part of player analysis, which I don't. But there's a certain romanticism to it, a certain authority, and even a respect that the Old Heads of basketball merit.

There is a common argument in any context, but especially in sports and doubly so in basketball, that goes like this: If you weren't there, if you didn't see it, you can't possibly understand what it was like. No mix of stats and highlights and even going back and watching games can approach the feelings of having seen people play who were unlike anyone before or since. Beyond his commercial and PR appeal, the reason Michael Jordan was so special to so many fans was because of the way he made them feel. Everything else -- the awards, the stats, the achievements -- are all secondary. Nothing measures up to having watched him play and having felt that magic in the air.

Of course, I didn't watch him play. But then, neither did 40%+ of NBA fans, and a much higher percentage of such fans that engage in Basketball Discourse. (I did math for these numbers but the sources I used are here and here.) About 60% of NBA fans never saw Magic play, and well over 90% never saw Wilt. The eye test discourse is gatekept by the relentless march of the decades.

But the notion that it should be, that we should leave the task of basketball analysis only to the boomers and xoomers, is absurd. Yet it is with the tools I have mentioned, and those alone, that we strive to understand basketball. And it is through the limitations of those tools that we experience the profound frustration of failing to do so.

Friday, March 11, 2022

I WARNED YOU DUDE, I TOLD YOU BRO

GOD DAMMIT


https://annathesportswriter.blogspot.com/2019/01/fire-pete.html


https://annathesportswriter.blogspot.com/2021/01/pire-fete.html


NOW LOOK AT US


if the seahawks sign watson im straight up not rooting for them anymore

Saturday, January 9, 2021

Monday, December 28, 2020

Best NBA duos by position

 I'm arbitrating positions. You don't get a say.


PG/SG: Steph Curry/Klay Thompson, c.2016.

No one's ever done better than this. Thompson might not be superstar level, but next to Steph he was perfectly situated to dominate and the two of them led their team to five finals and three rings in five years, an inarguable dynasty. There were other important players on the roster -- Draymond Green notably, and, much less relevantly, Kevin Durant -- but Curry and Thompson formed the core of the greatest regular-season team ever* in 2016, and they formed the core of arguably the greatest TEAM ever in the years that followed.

* By record. There's still a good argument to be made for the '72 Lakers, especially if you value point differential.

Runners-up: Chris Paul/James Harden (Deceptively dominant for what few games they had together. I could write a whole paragraph about this if I gave a shit about them. But we don't grade on what-ifs. 0/27 baby lmfao.)


PG/SF: Kyrie Irving/LeBron James, c.2016

This is not a particularly strong positional duo. It's unclear what makes a positional duo good or bad -- there are great duos at every position pair here, but some are clearly better than others -- but a good guess is just player talent. There happen to be a lot of dominant centers, so duos including a center tend to be good. And there aren't a ton of dominant SFs, so guys like LeBron get to feast. So to speak. Irving is not a world-class player, but he was a legit second option on a team that Did Some Stuff. Most notably the comeback in 2016 (that is why the year is 2016, and not Irving's better regular season in 2017), which absolutely would not have happened if not for Irving. Say what you will, the boy can play.

Runners-up: Magic Johnson/James Worthy (Probably this would get some complaints if anyone read my blog. Worthy was a great third option, but a third option all the same. He came onto the team after they had won two of their five '80s titles, and replaced a guy who was nearly as good in Jamaal Wilkes. This is one of the closer positions, but Irving was good enough on those Cavs teams (and LeBron is outright better than Magic) that I'm giving the Cavs the edge.)


PG/PF: John Stockton/Karl Malone, c.19something

I'm gonna be real with you, I straight up have never seen these guys play. Maybe one game. Maybe a couple games. But they're boring. And they're kind of shockingly bad (they're the only pair on this list that didn't win a single Finals... probably). Like it's staggering that you could have two allegedly "world-class" players playing together for 18 years and they make the finals twice and lose both. I don't know where to look to find the incompetence involved here, but it's SOMEWHERE. Imagine Kobe and Shaq playing for 18 years and never winning. Imagine Magic and Worthy. Shit, LeBron and Kyrie are theoretically a worse pairing by averages and they made three straight finals, winning one against one of the best teams of all time. That three-year stretch is straight-up BETTER than Stockton and Malone ever did in 18 years. Like even if they'd lost all three it would be better. Just a staggering run of mediocrity. Call me ungenerous, but it's enough to make me wonder if Stockton and Malone were ACTUALLY that good, or if they just excelled at stuffing a stat sheet. And yet here they are, right above a scathing paragraph (ongoing) about their incompetence. So I guess they achieved something. For whatever it's worth.

Runners-up: Tony Parker/Tim Duncan (Not at all convinced that this pairing is worse; they made and won four finals together, albeit with a much better team around them than the Jazz typically had. I guess I tend to err on the side of "Parker was a very good role player and Duncan succeeded in a more comfortable situation than any team since the '80s Lakers" rather than "Parker was a superstar on par with the guys we're listing in these pairings." I don't even think Parker was the best guard on those Spurs teams.)


PG/C: Magic Johnson/Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, c.1985 or so

Finally, some good fucking basketball.

Okay do I need an actual paragraph here? Magic and Kareem won five titles together. They owned the '80s. This is the pairing that was so good that it demoted Worthy earlier. There's just nothing like it. Well, more accurately, there are quite a few things somewhat like it, but there's nothing exactly like it. This is not the best pairing in basketball history, but it's damn close.

Runners-up: Oscar Robertson/Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (There are a LOT of strong 1-5 pairings, largely because 5 is the most stacked position in NBA history. Oddly though, our Point Guard Golden Age, spanning for a little over 20 years and ongoing (Jason Kidd, Allen Iverson**, Steve Nash, Chauncey Billups (fine), Chris Paul, Deron Williams (woo), Tony Parker, Derrick Rose, Russell Westbrook, Rajon Rondo, occasionally James Harden, Damian Lillard, Steph Curry, Kyrie Irving, Kyle Lowry, Isaiah Thomas (pog), John Wall, and yeah I left off some guys, because I'm not sure if Gilbert Arenas or Stephon Marbury or Kemba Walker or Luka Doncic or Ben Simmons belongs on here, but shit, why not, bring the whole gang) is almost completely disjunct from our Center Golden Age, which was going from the '40s through about Shaq's winding down after the '06 title (with arguably a brief renaissance with Dwight a few years later), so there are oddly few strong 1-5 combos in recent years. Which is one big reason why Robertson/Kareem stands tall at #2 (#3 was like Cousy/Russell, so you're not missing much).)

**Not a point guard, okay, fine. He was short.


SG/SF: Michael Jordan/Scottie Pippen, c.1996

This was one of the harder decisions on this list. I really really really (really) wanted to have Wade/LeBron here, if only because I hate Jordan. But it's just hard to make an argument that they're better than Jordan/Pippen. Call it what you want -- call it selfish scoring mixed with selfless point-forwarding, call it elite defense mixed with slightly less elite defense, call it the biggest asshole in NBA history mixed with the biggest DICK (and no that's not a shot at Pippen, it's a shot at his DICK)... Whatever it was, the combination worked. It worked better than Wade/Lebron. It worked better than any other pairing in history, except maybe Russell and Some Schmuck. So idk. Whatever man. Just like. Whatever.

Runners-up: Dwyane Wade/LeBron James (Okay, fine whatever. Shoutout West/Baylor too. Couldn't make it work. Couldn't justify it to myself. I'm a slave to my own objectivity.)


SG/PF: Kobe Bryant/Pau Gasol, c.2009

This one is kind of oddly bad. Like, it's a phenomenal pairing, but it's also one of the weaker pairings on this list. The big problem here is that there are about two elite shooting guards in history, and one (Jordan) only ever played with Pippen (and Rodman, sigh, cue the fucking article. And like, Grant I guess). Kobe played with Gasol, and they won two titles and lost a third, which makes them one of the best pairings in NBA history (I'm not kidding). Gasol's wonderful, but he's not a world-class player. But this still ends up being the best we're gonna do. It does make me feel better though, considering that these are basically my two favorite players of all time. Nice consolation prize after the last one.

Runners-up: Manu Ginobili/Tim Duncan (Or Jordan/Rodman, or Allen/Garnett... There's really not a lot to work with here. And none of them are championship-tier alone, or at least not at the time they were playing together -- Allen/Garnett circa '04 would have been very close, but of course by '08 they needed Pierce.)


SG/C: Kobe Bryant/Shaquille O'Neal, c.2001

In 2001 Kobe and Shaq were the two best players in the NBA. This statement gets a ridiculous amount of controversy for how true it is (undeniably). But it is true. And this is the only pairing for which you can unequivocally say it. They were the best two players in the league in 2002, too. And 2003 (although McGrady was damn good by then.) In 2004 they both made First Team All-Pro (as they did in '02 and '03 as well), although by that time Garnett was pretty good. In '06 they both made FTAP AGAIN, although a lot of that was just because there wasn't another center competing with the aged Shaq (see the PG/C writeup). There's just never been another pairing with this kind of firepower, where both guys were legitimate world-beaters alone, and together they just dominated. Personalities eventually tore the team apart (namely, Kobe's personality being "killer" and Shaq's being "dipshit"), but while it lasted, it was the best duo in NBA history.

Runners-up: Jerry West/Wilt Chamberlain (Dominated the early '70s. HMs also go to Wade/Shaq and Drexler/Hakeem. None of these are especially close to the first-string duo though.)


SF/PF: LeBron James/Anthony Davis, c.2020

It is VERY hard to make a compelling argument for LeBron/Davis over Bird/McHale here. But then it's hard to get a good read on McHale. Was he a world-class player (he made the All-NBA team only once, sharing first-team honors with Bird in '87)? Or was he, well, a Kyrie Irving-level player with a diametrically opposite skillset? I've seen more of McHale than I have of, e.g., Stockton/Malone, but not enough to have a real handle on this question. But I've seen a lot of LeBron/Davis. And they're Lakers. And they won last year. And they rock my world. So fuck McHale, fuck Bird, fuck the Celtics, fuck Doc Rivers, fuck Paul Pierce, fuck John Havlicek, fuck Bill Russell, fuck, uh, Danny Ainge? Fuck... K.C. Jones? Shit, I don't know. Fuck 'em all.

(In all seriousness, Anthony Davis is straight-up better than Kevin McHale. I'm calling it. And LeBron is obviously better than Bird. OBVIOUSLY. He SHITS on Bird.)

Runners-up: Rick Fox/Horace Grant (The 2001 Lakers might be the best team of all time, and the killer combo of Fox/Grant is, more than anything, the reason why. Some of their high-flying teammates might have earned more individual honors, but when the dust settled it was Grant and Fox who towered above the rest.)


SF/C: Julius Erving/Moses Malone, c.1983.

I have never watched this team play. Why would I? But there isn't a whole lot of competition.

Runners-up: Uhhhh. Bird/Parish? LeBron/Shaq? McGrady/Ming?? BARRY/THURMOND??? (It is not Barry/Thurmond. I have no idea why this is the weakest position by far.)


PF/C: Tim Duncan/David Robinson, c.1998???

It's not a huge secret that I dislike the Spurs. This whole "twin tower" thing never sat right with me. Man, it's just disrespectful. Not because of 9/11. Because of RALPH SAMPSON. That's right, Houston's OTHER big man, who together with Hakeem, formed the ORIGINAL "Twin Towers." Duncan/Robinson is clearly better, but still. Show a little goddamn respect. (I am messing around more in these writeups not just because we're coming to the end of the list, but also because these pairings are frankly not that good. Turns out you need someone to handle the ball and create shots in order to have a really elite pairing. Who knew?)

Runners-up: Hakeem Olajuwon/Ralph Sampson (See above, I guess. They're really not that good. They just had the name first. Hell, for all I know someone had the name before THEN. But who would that be? Like it legitimately might be true. Like Parish/Walton or something (it's not).)


Rankings:

My rankings of these duos (which is not, NB, the same as a ranking of the top duos in NBA history, although it's not THAT far off) goes:

Kobe/Shaq
Magic/Kareem
Jordan/Pippen
LeBron/Davis
Steph/Klay
Kobe/Gasol
Kyrie/LeBron
Erving/Malone
Stockton/Malone
Duncan/Robinson

Boy there's, uh... There's a lot of Lakers on there, huh? And just not a ton of Celtics. Boy, I tell ya.

Friday, November 27, 2020

NBA All-Time Objective Top Ten

Introduction: Or, Who Are the Top Ten?

The Consensus Top Ten (Really 11) in NBA History generally looks something like this:

1. Jordan
2. LeBron
3. Kareem
4. Magic
5. Bird
6. Russell
7. Wilt
8. Duncan
9. Kobe
10. Hakeem
11. Shaq

Obviously this is subjective -- you see some jostling toward the bottom, as someone always gets left off (typically one of Kobe, Shaq, and Hakeem, based on bias; occasionally it'll be Russell). Some people have different orders toward the top (Bill Simmons as of 2010 had Russell at #2, as well as West and Robertson above Shaq and Hakeem). But this is basically the list you tend to see.

This list is terrible, not necessarily because the order is bad (although it is...), but because it has no clear organizing philosophy. Jordan is on top, allegedly for his scoring and his Finals win percentage. But LeBron is there for, what, Finals appearances? Kareem's there for scoring and rings, Magic and Bird for playing in a bunch of legendary Finals together and "dominating the '80s," plus Bird's consecutive MVPs get brought up. Why isn't Bird ahead of Magic? Rings. But then why isn't Kareem ahead of LeBron? Well, Kareem had more help. But then why isn't Hakeem ahead of Shaq? Well, Shaq was more dominant. But then why isn't Wilt ahead of Bird? Well, he didn't win as many rings. But then why isn't Russell ahead of Jordan? Well, because he wasn't good at offense. And around and around we go.

All these arguments look more than anything like post-hoc rationalizations of an arbitrary list based on "common knowledge." Jordan is #1 because he's the GOAT, right? If you press me I can talk about 30.1 and 6-0, but let's be real, it's because he's the GOAT. Magic's ahead of Bird because he won more, but they're always back-to-back because, well, they played against each other! And how could you not have them together! And Kobe's low because he's mean, and he played with Shaq (unlike the other players on this list, who never had talent around them and CERTAINLY never played with anyone else on this list).

Now I, being a nice and friendly girl, would never dream of imposing a rigorous philosophy that might challenge this dogma, but I do want to give this list a spine! So in this article, I will attempt to create a single formula that will provide this exact same list but with a thin veneer of objectivity.

N.B. I'm sure there's a much more efficient mathematical method to generate a formula here but it's probably less fun.


The Parameters:

So what extremely objective metrics will I use? Nothing crazy; no Win Shares Per 48 or Field Goal Percentage or anything radical like that. No, the stats we're using for this are simple, wholesome, everyday stats: rings, career points per game, finals appearances, seasons played, rings per season, finals appearances versus another player on this list, three point percentage, finals win percentage, MVPs, and assist titles.


The Stat:

The Top Ten Players of All Time are determined by the following metric:

4 * rings + 4.5 * career PPG + 3 * Finals appearances + 25 * rings per season + 15 * Finals appearances vs another player on this list + 5 * 3 point percentage + 70 * Finals win percentage + 2 * seasons played + 60 * MVPs + 8 * assist titles

Perfectly sensible.


What? Why?

So here's how this goes.

- The rings are much less valued than other factors because there really isn't that strong a correlation between rings and the order of this list. In order from 1st to 11th, the number of rings goes 6, 4, 6, 5, 3, 11, 2, 5, 5, 2, 4. That's a correlation coefficient of -0.27 (which, since lower numbers is better, is basically a small positive correlation).

- Career PPG is largely here to boost Jordan and Wilt and keep Russell from running away with this (despite rings being a relatively undervalued metric, many of the metrics are Finals- or ring-based, and Russell has a huge lead over everyone there). It also keeps Duncan a little lower than he would otherwise be.

- Finals appearances actually correlate a little better with this list: -0.48, or a fairly strong correlation (again, negative numbers are good here). So this is just a good stat for generating our list in general.

- Rings per season I don't remember why I picked. This was iterative and I'm not trying to mess with the order now.

- Finals appearances vs. other players on this list is pretty arbitrary and funny but is also the easiest way to get Magic and Bird into the top half of the list (Magic in particular benefits from it a lot). There are other ways to do it without this stat, but this was the first way I used.

- Three point percentage is because Bird doesn't really have a strong argument for top 5 without it lol.

- Finals win % was the initial Jordan cheat code, to keep him in first while we figured out everyone else. As it turns out it ends up benefiting Duncan more than anyone (relative to ranking; obviously as a percentage it's Jordan and everyone else at 100%).

- Seasons played I think was for Kareem.

- The last two were annoying. Wilt was stuck at the end of the list and I had to bring in MVPs to get him above Duncan, Kobe, Hakeem, and possibly even Shaq. After a lot of nudging we got him in place, but then to bring Russell down from ahead of Jordan we needed to mess with 3 point percentage. But that ended up moving Bird over Magic, so to fine-tune I had to bring in assist titles (which also benefits LeBron and WILT!!) to push Magic into 4th.


So is this a good metric?

No lmfao. Just for fun, let's throw a bunch of other players into this metric and witness the horror that emerges. I'm going to add a bunch of other great players from history who aren't typically considered top 10 (11) of all time and see where they end up. I'll also add some modern players.

Our more inclusive list!

1. Jordan
2. LeBron
3. Kareem
4. Dr. J (including ABA)
5. Magic
6. Bird
7. Steph Curry
8. Russell
9. Kevin Durant
10. Wilt
11. Steve Nash
12. Duncan
13. Kobe
14. Dirk Nowitzki
15. Karl Malone
16. Moses Malone
17. Scottie Pippen
18. Kevin Garnett
19. John Stockton
20. Robert Horry
21. Dr. J (just NBA numbers and accolades)
22. Hakeem
23. Giannis Antetokounmpo
24. Bob Pettit
25. Bob Cousy
26. Shaq

There are definitely other guys in there ahead of Shaq (it's a fair bet that a lot of '60s Celtics are), but I got bored at 30 players (the other four, coming in after Shaq, are John Havlicek, Dennis Rodman, Jerry West, and George Mikan, in that order). It's a lot of data lol.

This is not actually evidence that the metric is bad -- what it's evidence of is that this approach to ranking players is very inconsistent and than a metric approximating it will give unpredictable results. And of course it does! The original list is not based on this metric lol. I don't actually think this metric does THAT BAD a job at measuring the thing it's measuring. Like I'm shocked at how good that list is lol. You get weird stuff like Horry (because we don't have a built-in factor for like "nth best player on a championship team" other than PPG and MVPs), but I'm not sure that guys like Pippen and Garnett SHOULDN'T be ahead of guys like Pettit and Dr. J. And I'm not sure there's a good argument for having Steph Curry all that much lower than, like, Russell or Wilt or Hakeem.

But that said, this metric IS bad. It's built from pieces that very roughly approximate how good a player is, but they're thrown together in really weird proportions to get the order we needed. For an example, let's look at what pieces actually make up a player's score.


Score Analysis: Magic Johnson

Magic's score in this metric is 624.75... That's not normalized or anything. I've described all the pieces that go into it, but here's how much each piece contributed to the final score:

Rings: 3.2% (i.e. 5 rings * 4 = 20 points / 625.75 points)
PPG: 14.0%
Finals appearances: 4.3%
Seasons played: 4.2%
Rings per season: 1.5%
Finals appearances vs another top 11 player: 9.6%
3 point percentage: 24.2%
Finals win %: 6.2%
MVPS: 28.8%
Assist titles: 3.8%

That's actually a fairly even breakdown -- 3 point percentage is high because he's a guard, and MVPs because he has so many (3 is a lot), but even the small percentages affect the results a lot -- Magic is only 1.6 points (0.25%) ahead of Bird, and 63 points (about 10%) behind Kareem. This is why fine-tuning the list took so long lol.


So?

So it's not a great metric but it produces the list we want. And if you're going to cling to a stupid list based on nothing, you might as well invent a consistent, objective basis for it, and this isn't any worse than your intuition lol. At the very least it's consistent.


So can LeBron pass Jordan?

Are you kidding?


No, can LeBron pass Jordan?

Well, a side effect of the tweaks I had to make is that Jordan is out in front by a mile (it's largely his MVPs, 3P%, and PPG, in that order), so... no! Your childhood hero is safe.


But what would it take for LeBron to pass Jordan?

Jesus, are you serious? Okay, fine. Let's assume LeBron's PPG and 3P% stays even. What would he need? Well, some MVPs would do it -- even one MVP brings him close enough to Jordan that it and an assist title puts him over the top. But that might be unlikely, given how old he is and how little he tries in the regular season. So what about rings?

Uh, he would need a lot of rings. Like if he made and won the Finals every year (and did nothing else), he would pass Jordan at TEN rings.


What the fuck?

It's MVPs, bro. I needed to crank them way up to get Jordan to #1 (and then crank up 3P% to get Kareem down to third lol).


So LeBron for MVP?

??? I guess lol. If LeBron wins one more MVP he is officially the greatest player of all time. But if he wins nine rings and DOESN'T win another MVP then he's #2 forever. Or until Steph passes him.

Sunday, November 15, 2020

Six People

Remember when I posted this article? In it I explained how Jerry West and Red Auerbach are more responsible than anyone else for their teams winning championships. Well, in this article I'm going a step further: I'm going to show why a majority of championships are attributable to one or more of the same six people. Six people who have decided, or had a hand in deciding, more than half of all championships in NBA history.

Let's go.


Jerry West.

West was a player on the Lakers from 1961 to 1974. In that span he made nine finals and won one. He coached the Lakers to okay success, then worked in the front office from '79 through to '02, in which span the Lakers made 12 finals and won 8. The core he had helped put together made and lost another Finals in '04, and Kobe, a player he was largely responsible for bringing to the Lakers, was a key part of teams that made three straight finals from '08 to '10, winning two. I'm giving West enough credit for those Finals to count them.

From LA, West went to Memphis, making the team better but not making the Finals, and finally to Golden State, in 2011. He left the team in 2017, but the roster he'd assembled made five finals, winning three.

Running Total: 30 Finals, 14 Championships


Red Auerbach.

Auerbach was a coach and GM, then just a GM, and finally a higher-level exec for the Celtics from 1950 (really '51) to around 1990, at which point he lost interest in being heavily involved in the Celtics' affairs. Consequently I'm willing to give him credit for everything through that time, but not the Big 3 era in '08-'10 (i.e. I'm not giving him partial credit for the drafting of Paul Pierce in 1998, which was the only real Big 3-related acquisition before Auerbach's death in 2006).

Final Total: 19 Finals, 16 Championships


Phil Jackson.

Jackson played as a minor player on the champion Knicks of '70 and '73, although I'm not giving him credit because in '70 he was injured all year (but still received a ring) and in '73 he was a minor player and not a contributor on the level that we're talking about for this article. (I'm not interested in dividing up championships into "shares," but it's fair to say that most of these guys constitute a sine qua non, i.e. if they weren't or hadn't been involved their teams likely wouldn't have won. I don't think Jackson in '73 meets that criterion. I do think West in '72 does, which is why I'm counting that ring for him.)

Anyway, after the Knicks Jackson coached for a number of teams, notably the Bulls (from 1990-1998) and the Lakers (from 2000-2011, minus '05), making 13 Finals and winning 11 Championships in the process. It's worth noting, though, that 7 of those Finals and 5 of the Championships overlap with West (and in fact Jackson in a sense "firms up" the latter three Kobe/Gasol Finals and makes them unequivocally count for this list), so I'll note Phil's total and then those championships of Phil that I haven't otherwise attributed.

Final Total: 13 Finals, 6 unique; 11 Championships, 6 unique


Pat Riley.

Riley played for the Lakers in the '70s (although I'm not counting their Finals appearances in '72 or '73 for Riley for the same logic as Jackson's, and because they're already covered by West). Then he coached for the team as an assistant and then head coach from '80 to '90. Following that, he went to the Knicks from '92 to '95, then the Heat from '96 to '08 minus '04 and '05. In that time, and through to the present, he has served as an executive with the Heat as well.

Consequently, Riley gets credit for the '80s Lakers successes (which we're already attributing to West, but which constitute 8 Finals and five rings (n.b. Riley was gone by the Lakers' '91 Finals, and as a coach didn't have enough to do with that team to get credit, not that it matters)), as well as those of the Knicks (a Finals appearance in '94) and Heat (6 appearances and three titles since '06, including most recently an appearance and loss in '20).

Running Total: 15 Finals, 7 unique; 8 Championships, 3 unique


John Kundla.

Time to go way back in time. Kundla was the coach of the Lakers from 1948 to 1959, leading them to six Finals and five Championships (n.b. the Lakers also technically won the 1948 NBL championship under Kundla, but we're not counting it because it was technically a different league, and I'm certainly not bringing in the ABA either).

Final Total: 6 Finals, 5 Championships


Gregg Popovich.

Finally. Popovich coached (and managed) the Spurs to their only six Finals appearances, winning five.

Running Total: 6 Finals, 5 Championships


Tally: These six people, between them, accumulated 74 Finals appearances* and 49 Championships.

While all 49 of those championships are unique (in other words, these six guys have unequivocally accounted for 49 of the 74 total championships in NBA history), those 74 appearances do run into each other (i.e. we're not counting overlaps with the same team, but with OPPOSING teams we are.) For instance, West's Finals appearances as a player were almost all playing against Auerbach's Celtics, and in the '80s, Auerbach (as Celtics GM), West (as Lakers GM), and Riley (as Lakers coach) butted heads in several Finals. So how much overlap is there (i.e. how many Finals included one or more of these guys on either side)? And how many Finals didn't feature at least one of these guys?


Overlap:

1959 - Kundla vs Auerbach
1962, '63, '65, '66, '68, '69 - West vs Auerbach
1984, '85, '87 - West and Riley vs Auerbach
1991 - West vs Jackson
2013, '14 - Popovich vs Riley

So in total, 13/74 Finals featured one or more of these six people on each team.

(Fun fact, and it doesn't count, but in '70 and '73 West's Lakers met player!Jackson's Knicks in the Finals.)


Finals Without the Six:

You can just do the math and determine 74-13 = 61, so the answer's 13. But if you're wondering:

1947 - Stags vs Warriors
1948 - Bullets vs Warriors
1951 - Royals vs Knicks
1955 - Pistons vs Nationals
1956 - Pistons vs Warriors
1967 - Warriors vs 76ers
1971 - Bucks vs Bullets
1975 - Warriors vs Bullets
1977 - Blazers vs 76ers
1978 - Sonics vs Bullets
1979 - Sonics vs Bullets
1990 - Blazers vs Pistons
1995 - Rockets vs Magic

A few quick notes. First of all, I love how many legendary teams are on here -- the '67 76ers (that's the one Wilt team that got past the Celtics) and the '71 Bucks (that's the Kareem/Oscar Robertson team) stand out, and the '90 Pistons and '95 Rockets get talked about a little. Second, it's astounding that every single Finals since 1995 has one or more of our six. That's by far the longest streak in NBA history, at 25 years (second-longest was 10 years from '57-'66), and two of our six were retired or dead. It was all Jackson, Popovich, West, and Riley. I wonder what's causing this, other than a confluence of those four guys being active at the same time. Finally, it's interesting that the '50s and '70s are the decades that we mostly miss, but it makes sense -- Kundla was the only one of our six around for most of the '50s (Auerbach shows up for the first time in the '57 Finals). As for the '70s, that's before Riley, Jackson, or Popovich really showed up as coaches, and West was in his awkward transition between player and exec, so you're really only getting West's player Finals and Auerbach's two titles.


Who Else?

So it's obviously tempting to try to fill the gaps here. And we CAN -- Eddie Gottlieb, Les Harrison, Charles Eckman, someone in the 6ers organization, someone in the Bullets' organization (I can't find a name and I'm not super eager to look), Chuck Daly, and Rudy Tomjanovich could potentially get us to 74/74 appearances with 13 total people (n.b. I'm assuming there are some important people in common through a few of these teams, but I don't know who ran the front office of e.g. the Bullets in the '70s). But none of those guys are really qualified for this list. The point of what we're doing here is to isolate the people most responsible for championships. Unless there really is one guy in common through those four Bullets teams (I don't think there is -- they had three coaches through those four finals -- and even if there was, they'd be 1-3 in Finals and a far stretch from our LEAST successful member, the 5-1 John Kundla), these are basically just random years when our guys just weren't quite there.

We can obviously get to 74/74 rings too with quite a lot more work, but again, there's no one I can find who was responsible for more than two (MAYBE three) rings in that span, and that's just not a level of success that's terribly interesting to me. It's possible there's some exec I'm missing who went from team to team and ended up playing a role in five or more rings outside of the Big Six's sphere, but I seriously doubt it. The teams that won the other 25 championships are a really random assortment. The Warriors have 11 total appearances, but never more than two in a decade (until West showed up). The Sixers likewise show up a couple times but not really in a short span. And then you have a bunch of one- or two-off teams that captured lightning in a bottle: a brief flush of talent along with a down year for our Six. Think the '70s Knicks or the mid-'90s Rockets (the LAST Finals that didn't feature one or more of our Six).

Finally, there are obviously people we can pick up who overlap hugely with one or more of these six guys. For instance, Tex Winter coached under Jackson for all but one of Jackson's championship teams, meaning he's more accomplished than several people on this list as an assistant coach. And Winter in particular played a huge role in organizing the offenses on those teams. But ultimately we're looking for the people who stand out, and to do so I can't include every overlap. This is also the reason you don't see any players -- Bill Russell won 11 championships, yes, but we're giving the credit to Auerbach for the purposes of this exercise, because we can see that Auerbach extended his winning tradition far beyond Russell's tenure. And there's no player who had close to this level of impact without sharing it with one or more coaches.


Coda.

One quick note.

With these six guys, we got to 74 appearances and 49/74 championships. But with only the first four (West, Auerbach, Jackson, and Riley), we could have gotten to 62 appearances and 39/74 championships, which is obviously still more than half. Moreover, the gap between our fourth-most-successful person (Pat Riley, with 15 Finals and 8 Championships) and the last two (6 Finals and 5 Championships apiece) is relatively large. This is particularly interesting because Popovich and Kundla are also the most limited on this list with respect to role (they were both coaches, although Popovich also manages and Kundla had at least some role in management) and team (they both worked for the same team for their whole (relevant) careers and in the same role). In other words, we really have four people of massive scope and two of very large scope. Popovich and Kundla are clearly the LEAST impressive of these six, but my inclination was to include them, if only because they're still much more impressive than anyone else.

Similarly, Popovich and Kundla have by far the weakest cases to even be on this list, because you can make the argument that they were only successful because of their players (Duncan and to a lesser extent Parker, Ginobili, and Robinson for Popovich, and Mikan et al. for Kundla). All the other guys here are very clearly more successful than any of their players (the closest thing to dubious credit would be Tex Winters, again, as assistant coach for Jackson, and I'm simply going with Jackson on that one). Again, I'm choosing to include them. An argument in favor of each: Popovich is obviously largely responsible for the Spurs' consistent success as a franchise, which spans from early in Duncan's career through well into his decline. And Kundla did in fact make a Finals without Mikan (in '59), he just lost.

Finally, Kundla chose to stay in Minnesota when the Lakers moved to LA. It's very possible that if he had gone with the team, he would have shared in a lot of West's successes, and maybe even gotten the team over the top (who knows?). These hypotheticals aren't really the focus of this article, but they're worth noting.

Saturday, November 14, 2020

Which All-NBA First Team is Best?

 I'm not going to link them all; you can find them here. But I'll go through and pull out what I consider to be the best team from each era and compare them.


1962:
Oscar Robertson
Jerry West
Elgin Baylor
Bob Pettit
Wilt Chamberlain

This is as good as it gets in the 60s. We're taking this team over the '67 team (which had Barry over Pettit) by a nose. Barry is probably a better player than Pettit, but Pettit's a true 4 who fits better, possibly, alongside our scoring backcourt. I don't really know though. I've obviously never watched him play.


1988:
Magic Johnson
Michael Jordan
Larry Bird
Charles Barkley
Hakeem Olajuwon

That's right, we just skipped 25 years into the future. That's because most of the teams in the middle had clear weak points (to name a few guys I've literally never heard of: Gus Williams, Marques Johnson, Truck Robinson, David Thompson, Dave Bing). This team does not. It basically outclasses every team that came before it, including, unfortunately, our '62 heroes. It's genuinely pretty hard for me to imagine any team beating this one, either. The offense is fantastic, the defense isn't amazing but Hakeem, Jordan, and Bird should do okay, and any team with Magic, Jordan, Bird, and Hakeem is going to outclass just about anyone else on pure talent. Slight edge over the '87 team, which had McHale over Barkley.


2006:
Steve Nash
Kobe BEAN Bryant
LeBron James
Dirk Nowitzki
Shaquille O'Neal

I think this is as good a team as we're getting for Kobe. Past here the lack of a center is gonna bite us. This team is obviously insane -- the shooting is there, the defense is sort of there. Passing. Offensively, this team's probably as good as anyone.


2008:
Chris Paul
Kobe Bryant
LeBron James
Kevin Garnett
Dwight Howard

If you like defense, this is about the best team in history. I like defense, and it is possible this team beats all others for that reason alone.


All other teams are trash.